CERENA X
...because it's certainly not
"XCerena" ;-)
'Destruction Zone' host
| Artwork in a hurry? | I have plenty of other things to do (like my actual day job...). The job, the kids and the interminable construction zone I live in are a few reasons this site STILL isn't finished. |
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| Picture: | If you INSIST... |
| Age: | I've been the equivalent of 15 x.x times so far... old enough to embarrass people who card me when I buy Asturian Vino. (Translation: I'm not telling. So there.) |
| Height/weight: | I match Dilandau (muahaha! - no kidding. OK, I weigh a bit less. :p ) My husband is Van's height. o.O |
| Hair: | I've been trying for years to get my bangs NOT to do a Dilandau-style flip! (OK, maybe it's actually cool...) But it's not white (mostly.) |
| Eyes: | I have eyes. LASIK rules! |
| Relationship status: | Married w/offspring (who drive me insane at times...) |
| Attitude: |
Takusan attitude. And I've been accused at times of having more testosterone than most men :p |
| Occupation: |
Insubordinately self-employed. |
| Mecha: | Macintosh, Toyota. Much as I love red, my used Guymelef came with a "Taupe Stealth Mantle". |
| Likes: | Martial arts, dogs, loyal minions (dogs are not the smartest of minions, so I'm still taking applications...), fire... I once had a promising childhood career as a pyromaniac, but my parents nipped it in the bud when they caught me setting fire to the back fence ;-) |
| If Dilandau were a PTA parent: | "What a pathetic Multi-Purpose Room this school has. It needs some renovation. I'll just set my flamethrower to "extra-crispy"..." |
| Why Dilandau? | I can relate, for too many reasons, which I do not care to elaborate on. Enough said. |
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...I'm not an animé character. ;-)